If I could make my own fast food burger, y'all wouldn't know how to handle me. I'd need extra cheese, extra extra extra pickles, and as many patties as they'll give me. Onions? You guessed it...extra. Throw another bun on there somehow while you're at it. This isn't that burger, which is probably for the best.

• Specs: 9(w) x 8(d) x 6.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!